Learn Japanese N4 and N3 Vocabulary with "Sʼil vous President" by P-Maru sama。

Let's study Japanese with "Sʼil vous President" by P-Maru sama。This is a denpa song that gained popularity in Japan a few years ago.

A Guide to the Japanese "Sʼil vous President" by P-Maru sama。

P-Maru sama。is a Japanese YouTuber who mainly posts entertaining videos featuring illustrated characters with voiceovers. As of 2024, his channel has accumulated over 2.8 million subscribers. The song "Sʼil vous President" was composed and provided by the Nanahoshi Orchestra. The music video, along with the song, was uploaded on P-Maru sama。's channel and became a viral sensation on the internet. Even now, various YouTubers continue to cover the song and upload their own versions.

The Japanese Lyrics of "Sʼil vous President" by P-Maru sama。

ロマンスの不祥事　逃がさない 消してあげる
ROMANSU no fushouji nigasanai keshite ageru

宣誓！　私が大統領になったら 人の男にちょっかいかける女は島流しにします 宣誓！　私が大統領になったら いやただの友達だよ～って誤魔化す奴はヘソから電気を流します
Sensei! Watashi ga daitouryou ni nattara Hito no otoko ni chokkai kakero onna wa shimauta ni shimasu Sensei! Watashi ga daitouryou ni nattara Iya tada no tomodachi da yo~ tte gomakasu yatsu wa heso kara denki o nagashimasu

だ・だ・だ・大胆不敵　センセーショナルクローズアップ D,D,D,Don't cry　やるぜ徹底的にリサーチだ
Da da da daitanfuteki SENSEESHONARU KUROOZU APPU D, D, D, Don't cry Yaru ze tetteiteki ni RISAACHI da

大嫌い？　しょうがない？ クズは病気ね バイバイ・バイ 権力！　財産！　地位名声！！ なんにもないけど裁きたいでしょ？
Daikirai? Shouganai? KUZU wa byouki ne BAI BAI BAI Kenryoku! Zaisan! Chii meishou!! Nan ni mo nai kedo sabakitai desho?

だ・だ・だ・大統領になったらね まずは君を捕まえるね 濡れたタオルで 洗いざらい吐かせるね(だ・だ・だ！) 誰ですか　あの女(いやぁ～) ダメですか　そうですか(あちゃ～) ロマンスの不祥事　逃がさない 消してあげる しる・ヴ・ぷれぷれ　プレジデント
Da da da daitouryou ni nattara ne Mazu wa kimi o tsukamaeru ne Nureta TAORU de araizara ikasareru ne (Da da da!) Dare desu ka ano onna (Iyaa~) Dame desu ka sou desu ka (Achaa~) ROMANSU no fushouji nigasanai keshite ageru Shiru vupurepure PUREJIDENTO

宣誓！　私が大統領になったら ただの仕事の付き合いだよ？って言う奴は 二度と働けなくしてやります 宣誓！　以下略！ いや向こうが強引でさ～っていう男の口には レジンを流し込んで固めてやります！
Sensei! Watashi ga daitouryou ni nattara Tada no shigoto no tsukiai da yo? tte iu yatsu wa Nidoto hatarakenaku shite yarimasu Sensei! Ika ryaku! Iya mukou ga gouin de sa~tte iu otoko no kuchi ni wa REJIN o nagashi konde katamete yarimasu!

み・み・み・密着 まるでドン・ファン気取りスキャンダラス ま・ま・ま・末端価格　甲斐性なしのスクープね
Mi mi mi michaku Marude DON FAN kidori SUKANDARASU Ma ma ma matan kakaku Kai sei nashi no SUKŪPU ne

愛はない？　理由じゃない 悪くないのね　はいはいはい 軽薄！　のうのう！　いけしゃあしゃあ！！ なんにもないとかありえないでしょ？
Ai wa nai? Riyuu ja nai Warukunai no ne Hai hai hai Keihaku! Nou nou! Ikeshaa shaa!! Nan ni mo nai toka arienai desho?

だ・だ・だ・大統領になってもね たぶん君は変わらないね しらっととぼけて のらりくらり　かわすのね(で・で・で！) デートですか　こんばんは(うわぁ～) 本気ですか　そうですか(ほらぁ～) 情熱とは不注意 微熱も消してしまいたい
Da da da daitouryou ni nattemo ne Tabun kimi wa kawaranai ne Shiratto toboke te norari kurari kawasu no ne (De de de!) DEETO desu ka Konbanwa (Uwaa~) Honki desu ka Sou desu ka (Hora~) Jounetsu to wa fuchuui Binetsu mo keshite shimaitai

だ・だ・だ・大統領になったらね マジで君を捕まえるね 濡れたタオルで 洗いざらい吐かせるね(ど・ど・ど！) どこですか　今あんた(おやぁ～？) 見っけちゃった　バレちゃった(おらー！) 夜道にはご用心　さよなら代わりに銃声 しる・ヴ・ぷれぷれ　プレジデント
Da da da daitouryou ni nattara ne MAJI de kimi o tsukamaeru ne Nureta TAORU de araizara ikasareru ne (Do do do!) Doko desu ka Ima anta (Oyaa~?) Mikketchatta Barechatta (Ora~!) Yomichi ni wa go youjin Sayonara kawari ni juusei Shiru vupurepure PUREJIDENTO

The English Translation of "Sʼil vous President" by P-Maru sama。

Romance scandal, I won't let you escape, I'll erase it for you.

I swear! When I become president, any woman who flirts with someone else's man will be exiled. I swear! When I become president, anyone who says, "Oh, we're just friends!" will get an electric shock from their belly button.

D, D, D, Daring and fearless, sensational close-up. D, D, D, Don't cry, I'll thoroughly investigate.

Do you hate it? Can't help it? Losers are sick. Bye-bye, bye, power, wealth, status, fame!! I have none of those, but you still want to judge me, right?

When I become president, first, I'll catch you, I'll make you confess with a wet towel. Who is that woman? Is it not okay? Romance scandal, I won't let you escape, I'll erase it. President Shirley V. Plepre, pledging.

I swear! When I become president, anyone who says, "It's just a work relationship, okay?" will be unable to work again. I swear! And so on! No, to a man who says, "Well, she was forceful," I'll pour resin down his throat and let it solidify!

Close, close, close, close, sticking close, just like Don Juan, it's scandalous. Lowest price, a scoop of a man with no worth.

No love? Not a reason. It's not bad, yes, yes, yes. Frivolous, carefree, cheeky, there's no way you have nothing!

When I become president, you probably won't change. You'll casually play it off, evade, dodge. Is it a date? Good evening. Are you serious? Is that so? Passion is carelessness; I want to erase even a slight fever.

When I become president, seriously, I'll catch you, I'll make you confess with a wet towel. Where are you now? Oh, found you, caught you. Beware of the night; gunshots instead of goodbye. President Shirley V. Plepre, pledging.

A Step-by-Step Guide to Learning Japanese N4 and N3 Vocabulary with "Sʼil vous President" by P-Maru sama。

0:00~
ロマンスの不祥事　逃がさない 消してあげる

Romance scandal, I won't let you escape, I'll erase it for you.

0:17~
宣誓！　私が大統領になったら 人の男にちょっかいかける女は島流しにします 宣誓！　私が大統領になったら いやただの友達だよ～って誤魔化す奴はヘソから電気を流します

I swear! When I become president, any woman who flirts with someone else's man will be exiled. I swear! When I become president, anyone who says, "Oh, we're just friends!" will get an electric shock from their belly button.

Related Word to 大統領

0:28~
だ・だ・だ・大胆不敵　センセーショナルクローズアップ D,D,D,Don't cry　やるぜ徹底的にリサーチだ

D, D, D, Daring and fearless, sensational close-up. D, D, D, Don't cry, I'll thoroughly investigate.

0:40~
大嫌い？　しょうがない？ クズは病気ね バイバイ・バイ 権力！　財産！　地位名声！！ なんにもないけど裁きたいでしょ？

Do you hate it? Can't help it? Losers are sick. Bye-bye, bye, power, wealth, status, fame!! I have none of those, but you still want to judge me, right?

Related Word to 裁く

0:50~
だ・だ・だ・大統領になったらね まずは君を捕まえるね 濡れたタオルで 洗いざらい吐かせるね(だ・だ・だ！) 誰ですか　あの女(いやぁ～) ダメですか　そうですか(あちゃ～) ロマンスの不祥事　逃がさない 消してあげる しる・ヴ・ぷれぷれ　プレジデント

When I become president, first, I'll catch you, I'll make you confess with a wet towel. Who is that woman? Is it not okay? Romance scandal, I won't let you escape, I'll erase it. President Shirley V. Plepre, pledging.

Related Word to 吐く

1:21~
宣誓！　私が大統領になったら ただの仕事の付き合いだよ？って言う奴は 二度と働けなくしてやります 宣誓！　以下略！ いや向こうが強引でさ～っていう男の口には レジンを流し込んで固めてやります！

I swear! When I become president, anyone who says, "It's just a work relationship, okay?" will be unable to work again. I swear! And so on! No, to a man who says, "Well, she was forceful," I'll pour resin down his throat and let it solidify!

1:31~
み・み・み・密着 まるでドン・ファン気取りスキャンダラス ま・ま・ま・末端価格　甲斐性なしのスクープね

C, c, c, close, sticking close, just like Don Juan, it's scandalous. Lowest price, a scoop of a man with no worth.

Related Word to 価格

1:43~
愛はない？　理由じゃない 悪くないのね　はいはいはい 軽薄！　のうのう！　いけしゃあしゃあ！！ なんにもないとかありえないでしょ？

No love? Not a reason. It's not bad, yes, yes, yes. Frivolous, carefree, cheeky, there's no way you have nothing!

1:54~
だ・だ・だ・大統領になってもね たぶん君は変わらないね しらっととぼけて のらりくらり　かわすのね(で・で・で！) デートですか　こんばんは(うわぁ～) 本気ですか　そうですか(ほらぁ～) 情熱とは不注意 微熱も消してしまいたい

When I become president, you probably won't change. You'll casually play it off, evade, dodge. Is it a date? Good evening. Are you serious? Is that so? Passion is carelessness; I want to erase even a slight fever.

2:28~
だ・だ・だ・大統領になったらね マジで君を捕まえるね 濡れたタオルで 洗いざらい吐かせるね(ど・ど・ど！) どこですか　今あんた(おやぁ～？) 見っけちゃった　バレちゃった(おらー！) 夜道にはご用心　さよなら代わりに銃声 しる・ヴ・ぷれぷれ　プレジデント

When I become president, seriously, I'll catch you, I'll make you confess with a wet towel. Where are you now? Oh, found you, caught you. Beware of the night; gunshots instead of goodbye. President Shirley V. Plepre, pledging.